1. Message from Joe Biden:  “I promise you, the President has a big stick.”

    Message from Joe Biden: 

    “I promise you, the President has a big stick.”

  2. Luigi: Aliens? We gotta deal with aliens too? Mario: Luigi, we’re the aliens. Luigi: We are? Whoa, cool! Everyone goes apes**t for the new Mass Effect 3 game. Including the Mario Brothers.

    Luigi: Aliens? We gotta deal with aliens too? 
    Mario: Luigi, we’re the aliens. 
    Luigi: We are? Whoa, cool! 

    Everyone goes apes**t for the new Mass Effect 3 game. Including the Mario Brothers.

  3. “Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.”TODAY Roman Polanski’s film noir Chinatown is released for the first time on Blu-ray, starring Jack Nicholson and Faye Dunaway.

    “Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.”

    TODAY Roman Polanski’s film noir Chinatown is released for the first time on Blu-ray, starring Jack Nicholson and Faye Dunaway.

  4. There is always room for a random Ed O’Neill quote: “I know what you’d like to do. You’d like to find the guy who did it, rip his still beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies.”

    There is always room for a random Ed O’Neill quote:

    “I know what you’d like to do. You’d like to find the guy who did it, rip his still beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies.”

  5. “You ain’t from around here, are you?”JUST IN: 151 Audio Quotes from Rango- it’s not every day that you see Johnny Depp playing a thespian chameleon in an animated western.

    “You ain’t from around here, are you?”

    JUST IN: 151 Audio Quotes from Rango- it’s not every day that you see Johnny Depp playing a thespian chameleon in an animated western.

  6. “Stable is that step backwards between successful and failing.”Mad Men is back with another new episode tonight, is Don Draper stable enough for you?

    “Stable is that step backwards between successful and failing.”

    Mad Men is back with another new episode tonight, is Don Draper stable enough for you?

  7. Lest we forget, it’s also Christopher Walken’s birthday today.“I haven’t killed anybody since 1984.”

    Lest we forget, it’s also Christopher Walken’s birthday today.

    “I haven’t killed anybody since 1984.”

  8. “Fat guy in a little coat. Faaaaat guuuy in a little coooaat.” Tommy Boy was released today in 1995, one of the last Chris Farley movies.

    “Fat guy in a little coat. Faaaaat guuuy in a little coooaat.” 

    Tommy Boy was released today in 1995, one of the last Chris Farley movies.

  9. “There is only one god, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: ‘Not today’.”Are you ready for the new season of Game of Thrones tomorrow?

    “There is only one god, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: ‘Not today’.”

    Are you ready for the new season of Game of Thrones tomorrow?

  10. “Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f***ing big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers…”- Ewan McGregor, Trainspotting (1996)

    “Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f***ing big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers…”
    - Ewan McGregor, Trainspotting (1996)