1. “Cheeeese!!!”

    “Cheeeese!!!”

  2. “SQUIRREL!”

    “SQUIRREL!”

  3. “Alrighty then!” Moving on.

    “Alrighty then!” Moving on.

  4. Forgive us if we’re morbid today, we seem to have a splitting headache…

    Forgive us if we’re morbid today, we seem to have a splitting headache…

  5. What’s for lunch?

    What’s for lunch?

  6. “The undefeatable underdog, ice skating’s backdoor lover, Chazz Michael Michaels has come in here and captivated this arena like a stack of classic euro porn.”Yeah, Blades of Glory was released today 5 years ago. You can never have enough of Will Ferrell, can you?

    “The undefeatable underdog, ice skating’s backdoor lover, Chazz Michael Michaels has come in here and captivated this arena like a stack of classic euro porn.”

    Yeah, Blades of Glory was released today 5 years ago. You can never have enough of Will Ferrell, can you?

  7. The wonderful thing about tiggers… they’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!

    The wonderful thing about tiggers… they’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!

  8. What’s YOUR craziest moment?

    What’s YOUR craziest moment?

  9. I want me some lunch. What are you having?

    I want me some lunch. What are you having?

  10. Just Napoleon Dynamite. 

    Just Napoleon Dynamite.